The Smartest Citizens in The Blue Star Union
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Anarcho-Communist States of Nookville | Left-wing Utopia | “Moo” | |
| 2. |  The United Socialist States of The Blue Star Union | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We often realize far too late how inhuman we've become” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist Republic of Poliski | Left-wing Utopia | “The softest paw can be a claw” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Doe Islands | Left-wing Utopia | “Hello!” |
