The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in The Black Hawks
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Totalitarian Corporatocracy of New Verodania | Corporate Police State | “Towards freedom, forever we aspire!” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Freditoria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fred got Fat” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Black Dominion of Molesie | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Moon , Friendship , NationStates” | |
| 4. |  The Totalitarian Supremacy of Hollocov | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strive for Obedience; Submit Yourself to the State” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Yshrenia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “For the Emperor!” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Firic Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Say Hello To My Little Nuke” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Islaarsans | Moralistic Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Nihination | Psychotic Dictatorship | “None” | |
| 9. |  The Camouflaged Conundrum of Kyrambitia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Life is like a box of chocolates” | |
| 10. | The Dictatorship of Ohamingja | Psychotic Dictatorship | “To fight is to win” |
