The Most Secular in The Black Hawks
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Websteropia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Webster is always right” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Nacao livre | Iron Fist Consumerists | “União faz a força” | |
| 3. |  The Camouflaged Conundrum of Kyrambitia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Life is like a box of chocolates” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Vanthalis | Father Knows Best State | “Vanthalis Is Our Holy Divine” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Eryr Du | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Fe Godwn ni eto!” | |
| 6. |  The United States of SMERICA | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Become a Silas today” | |
| 7. |  The People's Republic of Imp Osbage | Father Knows Best State | “THe people are heard. we prosper now.” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Koruis | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We Will Endure” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Sellesor | Compulsory Consumerist State | “We Will Endure” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Avozakhstan | Capitalist Paradise | “By The People For The People” |
