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The Bar on the corner of every region World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in The Bar on the corner of every region

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 523rd in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsCapitalizt“The car won't start!”
2.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
3.The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of FeorasAnarchy“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”
4.The Aaaaaaargh of HrrrrrrrgAnarchy“Ayo, we made it!”
5.The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-MonroeAnarchy“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”
6.The Vermin Guild of RatfinkAnarchy“From your first cigarette / To your last dyin' day”
7.The Super-Cool Grand Poobahnate of YootoepeeuhInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Voolay-voo lays bonetemps roolay!”
8.The Abstract Influencer of Jehovahs WitnessFather Knows Best State“Modernizing supernatural and multidimensional concepts.”
9.The Blue Corporation of Corporation CorpCapitalizt“All for the corporation”
10.The Deranged Anarchist Chef of Tercania IslandsLeft-Leaning College State“Eat the rich!”
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