The Highest Crime Rates in The Bar on the corner of every region
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 523rd in the world for Highest Crime Rates.
|1.||The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins||Capitalizt||“The car won't start!”|
|2.||The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia||Anarchy||“Now playing!”|
|3.||The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of Feoras||Anarchy||“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”|
|4.||The Aaaaaaargh of Hrrrrrrrg||Anarchy||“Ayo, we made it!”|
|5.||The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe||Anarchy||“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”|
|6.||The Vermin Guild of Ratfink||Anarchy||“From your first cigarette / To your last dyin' day”|
|7.||The Super-Cool Grand Poobahnate of Yootoepeeuh||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Voolay-voo lays bonetemps roolay!”|
|8.||The Abstract Influencer of Jehovahs Witness||Father Knows Best State||“Modernizing supernatural and multidimensional concepts.”|
|9.||The Blue Corporation of Corporation Corp||Capitalizt||“All for the corporation”|
|10.||The Deranged Anarchist Chef of Tercania Islands||Left-Leaning College State||“Eat the rich!”|