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The Bar on the corner of every region World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Bar on the corner of every region

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 686th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsCapitalizt“The car won't start!”
2.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
3.The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of FeorasAnarchy“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”
4.The Aaaaaaargh of HrrrrrrrgAnarchy“Ayo, we made it!”
5.The Dux Headquarters of Annihilators of Chan IslandIron Fist Consumerists“Huh?”
6.The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-MonroeAnarchy“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”
7.The Vermin Guild of RatfinkAnarchy“From your first cigarette / To your last dyin' day”
8.The Abstract Influencer of Jehovahs WitnessFather Knows Best State“Modernizing supernatural and multidimensional concepts.”
9.The Super-Cool Grand Poobahnate of YootoepeeuhInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Voolay-voo lays bonetemps roolay!”
10.The Never-Ending Holo-Story of NeobeamCapitalist Paradise“Like the past, we just won’t die.”
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