The Fattest Citizens in The Bar on the corner of every region
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 686th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins||Capitalizt||“The car won't start!”|
|2.||The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia||Anarchy||“Now playing!”|
|3.||The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of Feoras||Anarchy||“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”|
|4.||The Aaaaaaargh of Hrrrrrrrg||Anarchy||“Ayo, we made it!”|
|5.||The Dux Headquarters of Annihilators of Chan Island||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Huh?”|
|6.||The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe||Anarchy||“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”|
|7.||The Vermin Guild of Ratfink||Anarchy||“From your first cigarette / To your last dyin' day”|
|8.||The Abstract Influencer of Jehovahs Witness||Father Knows Best State||“Modernizing supernatural and multidimensional concepts.”|
|9.||The Super-Cool Grand Poobahnate of Yootoepeeuh||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Voolay-voo lays bonetemps roolay!”|
|10.||The Never-Ending Holo-Story of Neobeam||Capitalist Paradise||“Like the past, we just won’t die.”|