The Smartest Citizens in The Bar on the corner of every region
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 4,864th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Combine of Naval Monte | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Nothing is true, everything is permitted” | |
| 2. |  The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | Anarchy | “Now playing!” | |
| 3. |  The Family of Mother Future | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Transcend the limits of reality” | |
| 4. |  The All Consuming Platform of YouTube Inc | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Where'd the Susan go?” | |
| 5. |  The Deranged Anarchist Chef of Tercania Islands | Left-wing Utopia | “Eat the rich!” | |
| 6. |  The Aaaaaaargh of Hrrrrrrrg | Anarchy | “We made it!” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Lothern | Democratic Socialists | “Safety Through Strength” | |
| 8. |  The Most Serene Republic of Urlendia | Democratic Socialists | “popping pills like zits” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Ducking Auto Cucumbers | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Curse you, auto erect!” | |
| 10. |  The Theocracy of New Catboylandia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Faith in Catboys” |
