The Smartest Citizens in The Bar on the corner of every region
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grand Combine of Naval Monte | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Nothing is true, everything is permitted” | |
| 2. |  The Trade Federation of Ming Hetsestria | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis” | |
| 3. |  The All Consuming Platform of YouTube Inc | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We sit at the nexus of technology and human creativity” | |
| 4. |  The Region of Absolnia | Left-Leaning College State | “With our power, we can defy all, even death.” | |
| 5. |  The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “No. No.” | |
| 6. |  The Pink holy lucky Christmas of Princes Risborough and its Republics | Left-Leaning College State | “moon, frienship” | |
| 7. |  The Never-ending Reign of The Nowhere King | Father Knows Best State | “Crazy, but that's how it goes” | |
| 8. |  The SociallyAwkward Bar Waitress of Arcticfoxxo | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The bond's Name. James NameBondName's the james.Bames” | |
| 9. |  The Demon Bartenders of Miss Chief | Libertarian Police State | “Service with an Evil Smile” | |
| 10. |  The Type of Jinea | Moralistic Democracy | “motto” |
