The Most Influential in the Bahamas
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Eleuthera Island | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 2. |  The State of Sedro | Father Knows Best State | “All For It” | |
| 3. |  The State of Marsalo | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Paese pił grande” | |
| 4. |  The District of Greyback | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Longing For Summer” | |
| 5. |  The State of Ponts de Laval | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Corruption First” | |
| 6. |  The State of Mauricia | Tyranny by Majority | “Before What?” | |
| 7. |  The State of Bigg Dog | Left-Leaning College State | “The biggest and meanest” | |
| 8. |  The State of San Salvador Island | Anarchy | “Peace” |
