The Highest Economic Output in The Axis of Evil
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix | Corporate Police State | “Guns. Lots of guns.” | |
| 2. |  The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Money, Power, Respect!” | |
| 3. |  The Zombie Nukers of Look at me | Corporate Police State | “EVIL” | |
| 4. |  The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Exporting Evil Since 2002” | |
| 5. |  The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Let's kill the big bad bunnies” | |
| 6. |  The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Prosperous and great country” | |
| 8. |  The Protectorate of Muamar | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Laat de bomen groeien” | |
| 9. |  The Queendom of Astrun | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Do What I Say Or I'll Bite You” | |
| 10. |  The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia | Corporate Police State | “The glorious regime has made us prosperous!” |
