The Most Beautiful Environments in The Axis of Evil
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN95 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Muamar | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Laat de bomen groeien” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of West-Squidwardistan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “DEATH TO ALL WHY DEFY THE SQUID” | |
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of Saxonlied | Corporate Police State | “Enemies flee as a new path is formed!” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of Northern Macheprield | Corporate Police State | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 6. |  The Free Republic of Lombarstan | Democratic Socialists | “El ones” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic Republic of Arthavinar Islands | Capitalist Paradise | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 8. |  The Dictatorship of Iking | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of Melanio | Iron Fist Consumerists | “No Lives Matter” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Zai-Ju | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Nationalism, Democracy, Welfare” |
