The Most Primitive in The Axis of Evil
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The Axis of Evil is ranked 26,575th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Fascist Order of Northern Totalitarian States of America | Psychotic Dictatorship | “War is Peace!” | |
| 2. |  The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix | Corporate Police State | “Guns. Lots of guns.” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Astrun | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Do What I Say Or I'll Bite You” | |
| 4. |  The Free Republic of Lombarstan | Democratic Socialists | “El ones” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Prosperous and great country” | |
| 6. |  The Grand Duchy of Prodesia | Corporate Bordello | “Mercy in justice” | |
| 7. |  The Dictatorship of Melanio | Iron Fist Consumerists | “No Lives Matter” | |
| 8. |  The Protectorate of Muamar | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Laat de bomen groeien” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Red Empire of Chazcam | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Have an opinion? Don't.” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Arthavinar Islands | Capitalist Paradise | “Pride and Industry” |
