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The Most Scientifically Advanced in The Axis of Evil

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, The Axis of Evil is ranked 1,595^th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Money, Power, Respect!”
2.	The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Exporting Evil Since 2002”
3.	The Zombie Nukers of Look at me	Corporate Police State	“EVIL”
4.	The Empire of Bloody Reich	Right-wing Utopia	“Our timber is to die for, literally”
5.	The Glorious Free State of Adamkhazia	Corporate Police State	“The glorious regime has made us prosperous!”
6.	The Little Brotherhood of The Real Matrix	Corporate Police State	“Guns. Lots of guns.”
7.	The Rogue Nation of DSN95	Iron Fist Consumerists	“We Will Endure”
8.	The Big Yellow Star Capitalists of Moneystan	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Let's kill the big bad bunnies”
9.	The Nuke Worshippers of Asukafari	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Have you heard the Word? Legalize Herb”
10.	The Grand Duchy of Prodesia	Corporate Bordello	“Mercy in justice”

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