The Fattest Citizens in The Appalachian Order
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of Curl Up and Dye | Anarchy | “SHAMPOO!” | |
| 2. |  The Armed Republic of Double-Vision | Anarchy | “Fill my eyes with that double vision!” | |
| 3. | The Federation of Goofy Roo Ahh Ohio 2 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Greatness at its finest” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of True Hydra Empire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Shhhhhhh” | |
| 5. |  The Ice Faerie of Cirno | Father Knows Best State | “⑨ Luksusowa the strongest! ⑨” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of Seventias | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Let the blood spill” | |
| 7. |  The Loving Couple of -Kids-Show | Democratic Socialists | “Lumity” | |
| 8. |  The Autumnal Realm of The Queen of Autumn Leaves | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Life blooms as life fades this is the way of the forest” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of TAO Ambassador | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Time will tell” | |
| 10. |  The Hallowed lands of Nova Occidentalis Virginia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “To give my life for New Appalachia is an honor.” |
