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The Alliance of Dictators World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Alliance of Dictators

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Alliance of Dictators is ranked 3,100th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Exalted Supremacy of East BorlandIron Fist Consumerists“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”
2.The Imperial Fortress World of Empires EmpireBenevolent Dictatorship“Sorry, we can't hear you over all these Baneblades.”
3.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandIron Fist Consumerists“Oderint Dum Metuant”
4.The Rogue Nation of Dragonic OverlordsPsychotic Dictatorship“Death is but a simple swing of the sword”
5.The Empire of Neo-liberal OppressionCorporate Police State“Making money by any means necessary”
6.The Holy Czarate of KolvokaslaviaIron Fist Consumerists“Kill the shepherd and you control the flock.”
7.The Greater Republic of NatviaCorporate Police State“Everything for the General”
8.The Heavenly Realm of UrhlanCorporate Police State“Might Makes Right”
9.The 6-Pack Ras-Putin Empire of Mutha Russia IICorporate Police State“YYYYYYES, I AM INVINCIBLE!”
10.The Indomitus Empire of LothaythienIron Fist Consumerists“Potentia est potentia”
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