The Most Stationary in Texas
Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.
As a region, Texas is ranked 8,211th in the world for Most Stationary.
|1.||The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”|
|2.||The RumRunners of Captain Morgan II||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Arrr!”|
|3.||The Last Ride of Rodeo Roy||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Yahoo! Ride 'Em!”|
|4.||The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co||Compulsory Consumerist State||“In J.R. We Trust”|
|5.||The Holy Dampyr Vampire Hunters of Hunter D||Psychotic Dictatorship||“For the Glory of Texas!”|
|6.||The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck”|
|7.||The Republic of Sample Nation||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Sample”|
|8.||The Dizzy Flying Saucers of Doom of Frisbeeteria||Anarchy||“Death to all fanatics!”|
|9.||The Dominion of Cornholio||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“I need TP for my bunghole”|
|10.||The Queen's State of Sangchris||New York Times Democracy||“Queen's Ambassador to Texas”|