by Max Barry

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Texas World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Texas

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Texas is ranked 9,402nd in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Pirate League of MocanaquaLeft-Leaning College State“No Prey, No Pay”
2.The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexasCivil Rights Lovefest“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”
3.The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino CowboyCompulsory Consumerist State“This motto for hire.”
4.The Paradise of Republika SlovenijaMoralistic Democracy“Republika Slovenija”
5.The Red Wing Chun Nation of Yip ManCompulsory Consumerist State“A Hand Used For Attack Serves Also To Parry”
6.The Natural Order of ItzomaCapitalizt“You talkin to the wrong mf'ers if propriety is involved”
7.The Riemstagrad Top Level Domain of RiInoffensive Centrist Democracy“.ri”
8.The Borderlands of Outer TexiaAnarchy“By The People For The People”
9.The Texas Chopperz of BikerzCapitalizt“Texas Radio and the Big Beat !”
10.The Dizzy Flying Saucers of Doom of FrisbeeteriaAnarchy“Death to all fanatics!”
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