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Texas World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in Texas

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Texas is ranked 8,532nd in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexasAnarchy“Home of Big Tex!”
2.The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino CowboyCompulsory Consumerist State“This motto for hire.”
3.The Holy Empire of DogbreathistanCapitalist Paradise“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”
4.The Oh My God It's So Delicious of Texas BBQ Home Delivery ServiceNew York Times Democracy“Come and Get It!!”
5.The Natural Order of ItzomaCapitalizt“You talkin to the wrong mf'ers if propriety is involved”
6.The Lone Star Republic of Greater United TexasAnarchy“You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas”
7.The Confederacy of The United Republics of TexasAnarchy“Res Publica de Libertas et Justitia”
8.The Dizzy Flying Saucers of Doom of FrisbeeteriaAnarchy“Death to all fanatics!”
9.The Funky Hell of Interstate 76Civil Rights Lovefest“Never Get Out Of The Car!”
10.The Borderlands of Outer TexiaAnarchy“By The People For The People”
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