by Max Barry

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Texas World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Texas

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Texas is ranked 2,749th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Texas House of Pancakes of NewTexasAnarchy“Big Tex sez, Pancakes are the food of the Gods!”
2.The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly PenguinsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Manny's love is killing us!”
3.The Oh My God It's So Delicious of Texas BBQ Home Delivery ServiceCivil Rights Lovefest“Come and Get It!!”
4.The Ethereal Spaceship of LtlaliensInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”
5.The Republic of LichianNew York Times Democracy“Onward to the new dawn”
6.The Serene Compassionate Utopia of SafjCivil Rights Lovefest“Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well”
7.The Holy Empire of DogbreathistanCapitalist Paradise“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”
8.The Republic of AholzNew York Times Democracy“Honey Badger Don't Care”
9.The Dominion of Discordia MagnaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“If you dig it do it. If you really dig it, do it twice.”
10.The Modified Acceleration Engine of HotRodiaAnarchy“Live Free or Drive Hard”
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