by Max Barry

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Texas World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Texas

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Texas is ranked 2,964th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly PenguinsNew York Times Democracy“Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!!”
2.The Ethereal Spaceship of LtlaliensInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”
3.The Republic of AholzInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Honey Badger Don't Care”
4.The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexasCivil Rights Lovefest“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”
5.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCompulsory Consumerist State“In J.R. We Trust”
6.The Republic of LichianLeft-Leaning College State“Onward to the new dawn”
7.The Serene Compassionate Utopia of SafjLeft-wing Utopia“Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well.”
8.The Galactic Empire of Gig em AggiesIron Fist Consumerists“Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck”
9.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaIron Fist Consumerists“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
10.The Holy Empire of DogbreathistanCapitalist Paradise“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”
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