The Most Scientifically Advanced in Texas
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,749th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
|1.||The Texas House of Pancakes of NewTexas||Anarchy||“Big Tex sez, Pancakes are the food of the Gods!”|
|2.||The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Manny's love is killing us!”|
|3.||The Oh My God It's So Delicious of Texas BBQ Home Delivery Service||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Come and Get It!!”|
|4.||The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”|
|5.||The Republic of Lichian||New York Times Democracy||“Onward to the new dawn”|
|6.||The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well”|
|7.||The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan||Capitalist Paradise||“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”|
|8.||The Republic of Aholz||New York Times Democracy||“Honey Badger Don't Care”|
|9.||The Dominion of Discordia Magna||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“If you dig it do it. If you really dig it, do it twice.”|
|10.||The Modified Acceleration Engine of HotRodia||Anarchy||“Live Free or Drive Hard”|