The Most Scientifically Advanced in Texas
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,964th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
|1.||The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins||New York Times Democracy||“Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!!”|
|2.||The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”|
|3.||The Republic of Aholz||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Honey Badger Don't Care”|
|4.||The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”|
|5.||The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co||Compulsory Consumerist State||“In J.R. We Trust”|
|6.||The Republic of Lichian||Left-Leaning College State||“Onward to the new dawn”|
|7.||The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj||Left-wing Utopia||“Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well.”|
|8.||The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck”|
|9.||The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”|
|10.||The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan||Capitalist Paradise||“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”|