by Max Barry

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Texas World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Texas

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Texas is ranked 2,879th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Ethereal Spaceship of LtlaliensInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”
2.The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexasAnarchy“Home of Big Tex! ¿Guacamole con su taco, señor?”
3.The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly PenguinsNew York Times Democracy“Manny's love is killing us!”
4.The Oh My God It's So Delicious of Texas BBQ Home Delivery ServiceInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Come and Get It!!”
5.The Republic of LichianCivil Rights Lovefest“Onward to the new dawn”
6.The Republic of AholzNew York Times Democracy“Honey Badger Don't Care”
7.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCapitalist Paradise“In J.R. We Trust”
8.The Serene Compassionate Utopia of SafjLeft-wing Utopia“Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well.”
9.The Corporate Shareholders of MagachiAnarchy“Magachi - a safe place in an unsafe world!”
10.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaCorporate Police State“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
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