Texas
World Census
The Most Avoided in Texas
Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,184th in the world for Most Avoided.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 2. |  The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
| 3. |  The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens | Democratic Socialists | “We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us” | |
| 4. |  The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!” | |
| 5. |  The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino Cowboy | Compulsory Consumerist State | “This motto for hire.” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStar | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All Hail The Magic Conch” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of The Promethean Fists | Father Knows Best State | “Flesh and Iron” | |
| 9. |  The Lone Star Republic of Greater United Texas | Anarchy | “You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas” | |
| 10. |  The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil Field | Father Knows Best State | “Black Gold, Texas Tea” |
