The Most Avoided in Texas
Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,184th in the world for Most Avoided.
|1.||The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co||Compulsory Consumerist State||“In J.R. We Trust”|
|2.||The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”|
|3.||The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens||Democratic Socialists||“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”|
|4.||The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”|
|5.||The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino Cowboy||Compulsory Consumerist State||“This motto for hire.”|
|6.||The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan||Capitalist Paradise||“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”|
|7.||The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStar||Psychotic Dictatorship||“All Hail The Magic Conch”|
|8.||The Empire of The Promethean Fists||Father Knows Best State||“Flesh and Iron”|
|9.||The Lone Star Republic of Greater United Texas||Anarchy||“You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas”|
|10.||The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil Field||Father Knows Best State||“Black Gold, Texas Tea”|