by Max Barry

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The Most Avoided in Texas

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, Texas is ranked 1,713th in the world for Most Avoided.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCompulsory Consumerist State“In J.R. We Trust”
2.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaIron Fist Consumerists“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
3.The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexasCivil Rights Lovefest“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”
4.The Holy Empire of DogbreathistanCapitalist Paradise“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”
5.The Soviet Era of Aviation of KJU MarshallCorporate Police State“Protect the Ilyushin!”
6.The Republican Confederacy of AppalachialandCorporate Police State“It don't matter no way”
7.The Smelly City of Sardine WorldMoralistic Democracy“Freshly Processed Sardines”
8.The Sentai Team of PR In SpaceFather Knows Best State“Let's Rocket!”
9.The Natural Order of ItzomaCapitalist Paradise“You talkin to the wrong mf'ers if propriety is involved”
10.The Famous Wing Chun Grandmaster of Yip ManCorporate Police State“A Hand Used For Attack Serves Also To Parry”
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