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The Most Rebellious Youth in Texas
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Texas is ranked 21,072nd in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “No Prey, No Pay” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Lichian | Left-Leaning College State | “Onward to the new dawn” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Polish Nomads | Left-Leaning College State | “Where ever you are, that's where you're at.” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 5. |  The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
| 6. |  The Natural Order of Itzoma | Capitalist Paradise | “You talkin to the wrong mf'ers if propriety is involved” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Palindream | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Take it easy” | |
| 8. |  The NKU Norse of Indian Empire | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Norse Up!” | |
| 9. |  The Texas Chopperz of Bikerz | Capitalizt | “Texas Radio and the Big Beat !” | |
| 10. |  The Paradise of Republika Slovenija | Moralistic Democracy | “Republika Slovenija” |
