The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Texas
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Texas is ranked 6,077th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co||Compulsory Consumerist State||“In J.R. We Trust”|
|2.||The Modified Acceleration Engine of HotRodia||Anarchy||“Live Free or Drive Hard”|
|3.||The Big Tex Nation of NewTexas||Anarchy||“Home of Big Tex!”|
|4.||The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”|
|5.||The Fuel-Injected Federation of Texan Hotrodders||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Timing is Key!”|
|6.||The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino Cowboy||Compulsory Consumerist State||“This motto for hire.”|
|7.||The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStar||Iron Fist Consumerists||“All Hail The Magic Conch”|
|8.||The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan||Capitalist Paradise||“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”|
|9.||The Empire of The Promethean Fists||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Flesh and Iron”|
|10.||The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil Field||Father Knows Best State||“Black Gold, Texas Tea”|