The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Texas
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,206th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co||Corporate Police State||“In J.R. We Trust”|
|2.||The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”|
|3.||The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia||Corporate Police State||“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”|
|4.||The Apathetic Hegemony of The Peoples Republic of Baschland||Iron Fist Consumerists||“On a scale from 1 to 10, we are at least a negative 4”|
|5.||The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan||Capitalist Paradise||“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”|
|6.||The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino Cowboy||Compulsory Consumerist State||“This motto for hire.”|
|7.||The Natural Order of Itzoma||Capitalizt||“You talkin to the wrong mf'ers if propriety is involved”|
|8.||The Federation of Tadreodal||Corporate Bordello||“mottos are for pretentious fools”|
|9.||The Republic of Texas of Sam Houston||Capitalist Paradise||“The First President of the Republic of Texas”|
|10.||The Empire of The Promethean Fists||Father Knows Best State||“Flesh and Iron”|