The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Texas
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Texas is ranked 4,252nd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co||Capitalist Paradise||“In J.R. We Trust”|
|2.||The Modified Acceleration Engine of HotRodia||Anarchy||“Live Free or Drive Hard”|
|3.||The Thanksgiving Nation of NewTexas||Anarchy||“Home of the Big Tex Turkeys!”|
|4.||The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”|
|5.||The Fuel-Injected Federation of Texan Hotrodders||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Timing is Key!”|
|6.||The Kingdom of Shemiki||New York Times Democracy||“Que sera, sera.”|
|7.||The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino Cowboy||Compulsory Consumerist State||“This motto for hire.”|
|8.||The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStar||Psychotic Dictatorship||“All Hail The Magic Conch”|
|9.||The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan||Capitalist Paradise||“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”|
|10.||The Free Republic of Wireisdead||Capitalizt||“Prosperitas Pro Pauci Est Palma Pro Totus!!”|