by Max Barry

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Texas World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Texas

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Texas is ranked 4,252nd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCapitalist Paradise“In J.R. We Trust”
2.The Modified Acceleration Engine of HotRodiaAnarchy“Live Free or Drive Hard”
3.The Thanksgiving Nation of NewTexasAnarchy“Home of the Big Tex Turkeys!”
4.The Ethereal Spaceship of LtlaliensInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”
5.The Fuel-Injected Federation of Texan HotroddersCivil Rights Lovefest“Timing is Key!”
6.The Kingdom of ShemikiNew York Times Democracy“Que sera, sera.”
7.The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino CowboyCompulsory Consumerist State“This motto for hire.”
8.The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStarPsychotic Dictatorship“All Hail The Magic Conch”
9.The Holy Empire of DogbreathistanCapitalist Paradise“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”
10.The Free Republic of WireisdeadCapitalizt“Prosperitas Pro Pauci Est Palma Pro Totus!!”
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