by Max Barry

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Texas World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Texas

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Texas is ranked 4,229th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCapitalist Paradise“In J.R. We Trust”
2.The Modified Acceleration Engine of HotRodiaAnarchy“Live Free or Drive Hard”
3.The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexasAnarchy“Home of Big Tex! ¿Guacamole con su taco, señor?”
4.The Ethereal Spaceship of LtlaliensFather Knows Best State“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”
5.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaCorporate Police State“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
6.The Fuel-Injected Federation of Texan HotroddersCivil Rights Lovefest“Timing is Key!”
7.The Kingdom of ShemikiNew York Times Democracy“Que sera, sera.”
8.The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino CowboyCompulsory Consumerist State“This motto for hire.”
9.The Dodonese Republic of VefajizFather Knows Best State“Who cares?”
10.The Free Republic of WireisdeadCapitalizt“Prosperitas Pro Pauci Est Palma Pro Totus!!”
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