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Texas World Census

The Smartest Citizens in Texas

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Texas is ranked 2,512th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Serene Compassionate Utopia of SafjLeft-wing Utopia“Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well.”
2.The Ethereal Spaceship of LtlaliensInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”
3.The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly PenguinsNew York Times Democracy“Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!!”
4.The Concordium of Independent PlanetsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Freedom above all”
5.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCompulsory Consumerist State“In J.R. We Trust”
6.The Republic of AholzInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Honey Badger Don't Care”
7.The Dominion of Discordia MagnaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“If you dig it do it. If you really dig it, do it twice.”
8.The Good Stuff of Shiggy DonatelloCivil Rights Lovefest“Something in Korean!”
9.The Progressive Union of Seeker AlphaDemocratic Socialists“Honor is everything; dogma is absurd!”
10.The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexasCivil Rights Lovefest“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”
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