by Max Barry

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The Rudest Citizens in Texas

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Texas is ranked 2,611th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCapitalist Paradise“In J.R. We Trust”
2.The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly PenguinsNew York Times Democracy“I’d connect with nature, but there’s no USB port”
3.The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexasCivil Rights Lovefest“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”
4.The Holy Empire of DogbreathistanCapitalist Paradise“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”
5.The Borderlands of Outer TexiaAnarchy“By The People For The People”
6.The Regional Chain of Buc-ee Gas StationCivil Rights Lovefest“Top two reasons to stop at Buc-ee's: #1 and #2”
7.The Republic of LichianLeft-Leaning College State“Onward to the new dawn”
8.The Pirate League of MocanaquaLeft-Leaning College State“No Prey, No Pay”
9.The Republic of TexapanCapitalist Paradise“友好”
10.The Empire of The Promethean FistsCompulsory Consumerist State“Ferrus Dominus”
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