by Max Barry

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Texas World Census

The Rudest Citizens in Texas

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Texas is ranked 3,431st in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCompulsory Consumerist State“In J.R. We Trust”
2.The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly PenguinsNew York Times Democracy“Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!!”
3.The Thanksgiving Nation of NewTexasCivil Rights Lovefest“Home of the Big Tex Turkeys!”
4.The Ethereal Spaceship of LtlaliensInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”
5.The Holy Empire of DogbreathistanCapitalist Paradise“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”
6.The Lone Star Republic of Greater United TexasAnarchy“You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas”
7.The Harmonious Hegemony of Egregious EruditionNew York Times Democracy“Step into the light.”
8.The Borderlands of Outer TexiaAnarchy“By The People For The People”
9.The Free Land of Devia NewCorporate Bordello“Liberty or Death”
10.The Republic of LichianLeft-Leaning College State“Onward to the new dawn”
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