The Rudest Citizens in Texas
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,929th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
|1.||The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co||Compulsory Consumerist State||“In J.R. We Trust”|
|2.||The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins||New York Times Democracy||“Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!!”|
|3.||The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”|
|4.||The Republic of Aholz||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Honey Badger Don't Care”|
|5.||The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”|
|6.||The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan||Capitalist Paradise||“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”|
|7.||The Republic of Lazarian||Corporate Bordello||“I sure am bad at coming up with good quotes!”|
|8.||The Lone Star Republic of Greater United Texas||Anarchy||“You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas”|
|9.||The Armed Republic of Libernato||Anarchy||“Liberum Vivere Aut Mori”|
|10.||The Harmonious Hegemony of Egregious Erudition||New York Times Democracy||“Step into the light.”|