The Rudest Citizens in Texas
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,481st in the world for Rudest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Right-wing Utopia | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 2. |  The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I’d connect with nature, but there’s no USB port” | |
| 3. |  The St Patricks Day Nation of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Blarney Tex!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Polish Nomads | Left-Leaning College State | “Where ever you are, that's where you're at.” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 6. |  The Borderlands of Outer Texia | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Free Land of Card farmer lol | Corporate Bordello | “Farm” | |
| 8. |  The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | Capitalizt | “No Prey, No Pay” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Lichian | Left-Leaning College State | “Onward to the new dawn” | |
| 10. |  The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!” |
