by Max Barry

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Texas World Census

The Rudest Citizens in Texas

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Texas is ranked 2,929th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCompulsory Consumerist State“In J.R. We Trust”
2.The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly PenguinsNew York Times Democracy“Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!!”
3.The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexasCivil Rights Lovefest“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”
4.The Republic of AholzInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Honey Badger Don't Care”
5.The Ethereal Spaceship of LtlaliensInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”
6.The Holy Empire of DogbreathistanCapitalist Paradise“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”
7.The Republic of LazarianCorporate Bordello“I sure am bad at coming up with good quotes!”
8.The Lone Star Republic of Greater United TexasAnarchy“You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas”
9.The Armed Republic of LibernatoAnarchy“Liberum Vivere Aut Mori”
10.The Harmonious Hegemony of Egregious EruditionNew York Times Democracy“Step into the light.”
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