The Rudest Citizens in Texas
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Texas is ranked 3,431st in the world for Rudest Citizens.
|1.||The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co||Compulsory Consumerist State||“In J.R. We Trust”|
|2.||The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins||New York Times Democracy||“Wooooooooooooo!!!!!!!”|
|3.||The Thanksgiving Nation of NewTexas||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Home of the Big Tex Turkeys!”|
|4.||The Ethereal Spaceship of Ltlaliens||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”|
|5.||The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan||Capitalist Paradise||“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”|
|6.||The Lone Star Republic of Greater United Texas||Anarchy||“You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas”|
|7.||The Harmonious Hegemony of Egregious Erudition||New York Times Democracy||“Step into the light.”|
|8.||The Borderlands of Outer Texia||Anarchy||“By The People For The People”|
|9.||The Free Land of Devia New||Corporate Bordello||“Liberty or Death”|
|10.||The Republic of Lichian||Left-Leaning College State||“Onward to the new dawn”|