The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Texas
The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.
As a region, Texas is ranked 5,798th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 2. |  The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!” | |
| 3. |  The Sentai Team of PR In Space | Father Knows Best State | “Let's Rocket!” | |
| 4. |  The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?” | |
| 5. |  The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck” | |
| 6. |  The Riemstagrad Top Level Domain of Ri | Psychotic Dictatorship | “.ri” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 8. |  The RumRunners of Captain Morgan II | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Arrr!” | |
| 9. |  The Stenchland Protectorate of Zamoki Andiereviaordia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “No hope in sight” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Texas of Sam Houston | Capitalist Paradise | “The First President of the Republic of Texas” |
