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The Nudest in Texas

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Texas is ranked 5,265^th in the world for Nudest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
81.	The Villa of Rathdrum Texas	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“None”
82.	The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co	Corporate Police State	“In J.R. We Trust”
83.	The Principality of Okcheon	Corporate Police State	“Gangneung Yoo clan”
84.	The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil Field	Father Knows Best State	“Black Gold, Texas Tea”
85.	The Kittydom of Hello Kitty	Tyranny by Majority	“We are Hello Kitty and We are Texans!”
86.	The Republic of Texan schooner San Jacinto	Moralistic Democracy	“Remember the Alamo!”
87.	The Wymynistas of GirlyGirl Texas	Moralistic Democracy	“Trailer Trash Ladies!”
88.	The Colony of Russian Bosphorus and Dardanelles	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Глупость или измена?”
89.	The BB Puppet of SouthWest Brightonburg	Right-wing Utopia	“Brightonburgia Est Imperare Orbus Universo”
90.	The Brisket of Young Sheldon	Moralistic Democracy	“Bazinga”

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