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The Nudest in Texas

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, Texas is ranked 5,093^rd in the world for Nudest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
51.	The Watchmen of Rorschach	Democratic Socialists	“Who watches the Watchmen?”
52.	The Galactic Muppets of Darth Kermit	Democratic Socialists	“With good friends, you can’t lose.”
53.	The Confederacy of Cotton Hill Land	Compulsory Consumerist State	“I had my shins blown off in WW2!”
54.	The Texas Twister Storm Wall of I 45	Moralistic Democracy	“Twilight fades to orange”
55.	The Borderlands of Matagorda	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Almost a State in Western Texas”
56.	The Empire of The Promethean Fists	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Ferrus Dominus”
57.	The Republic of Texan schooner San Antonio	Moralistic Democracy	“Remember the Alamo!”
58.	The Dominion of Darth Chocolate	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Rich and Creamy”
59.	The Democratic States of Lyndon Johnson	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Son, they're ALL my planes.”
60.	The Armada of Captain Morgan	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Arrr!”

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