The Nudest in Texas
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Texas is ranked 5,096th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 41. |  The Serene Heavenly Texas Abode of The Hello Kitty Angel | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “=^· „ ·^= Purrr Meow Purr Meow Purrr! =^. ¤ .^=” | |
| 42. |  The United Socialist States of Baklada | Left-wing Utopia | “We Will Endure” | |
| 43. |  The Holy Empire of Richard I | Father Knows Best State | “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine®!” | |
| 44. |  The Republic of Do Not Mess With Texas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Come And Take It!” | |
| 45. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Sequoyah State | Libertarian Police State | “Haha you thought you could keep us from statehood?” | |
| 46. |  The Anonymous Peoples of Limnadea | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We thought what we'd do is we'd pretend to be one of...” | |
| 47. |  The Free Land of Palindream | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Take it easy” | |
| 48. |  The Scientologists for the Cult of Lord Xenu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pay no attention to the Clams!” | |
| 49. |  The Republic of Yothon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Compassion, Empathy, Inclusivity” | |
| 50. |  The Concordium of Independent Planets | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom above all” |
