The Nudest in Texas
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Texas is ranked 4,744th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Protectorate of Hyades | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Live Free or Die” | |
| 32. |  The Confederate States of Ole Dixieland | Capitalist Paradise | “Deo Vindice” | |
| 33. |  The District of Sangchris | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ambassador for United States of America” | |
| 34. |  The Riemstagrad Top Level Domain of Ri | Iron Fist Consumerists | “.ri” | |
| 35. |  The Republic of Texas of Sam Houston | Capitalist Paradise | “The First President of the Republic of Texas” | |
| 36. |  The Rio Grande Mud of Z Z Top | Anarchy | “The Best Little Band in Texas!” | |
| 37. |  The Republic of United Kodiaks | Left-Leaning College State | “Nemo me impune lacessit.” | |
| 38. |  The White Line Fever of I 2 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twilight warns to friendship” | |
| 39. |  The Holy Empire of Richard II | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “What would you do for a KlondikeŽ bar?” | |
| 40. |  The OMG Its Caek of Ekac | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Eat CaeK !1!” |
