The Nudest in Texas
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Texas is ranked 4,261st in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I’d connect with nature, but there’s no USB port” | |
| 12. |  The Borderlands of Outer Texia | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 13. |  The Forsaken Wastelands of Round Rock | Capitalist Paradise | “No, really ... it was named after a rock...” | |
| 14. |  The Progressive Union of Seeker Alpha | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Honor is everything; dogma is absurd!” | |
| 15. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 16. |  The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Free Universe-Famous Bean & Cheese Taco /w Every Order!” | |
| 17. |  The Fried Fast Food of Bucket of KFC | Anarchy | “It's finger lickin' good!” | |
| 18. |  The Fall Nation of Trecdom2 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Cool Crisp Air” | |
| 19. |  The Armed Republic of Magnuss | New York Times Democracy | “Drinkin’ & Shootin’” | |
| 20. |  The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “No Prey, No Pay” |
