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Texas World Census

The Most Avoided in Texas

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, Texas is ranked 2,262nd in the world for Most Avoided.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Natural Order of ItzomaCapitalizt“You talkin to the wrong mf'ers if propriety is involved”
12.The All-Seeing Eye of Sole AmoreRight-wing Utopia“I don't worry about survival;Survival is for old people”
13.The Armed Republic of LibernatoAnarchy“Liberum Vivere Aut Mori”
14.The Texas Chopperz of BikerzCapitalizt“Texas Radio and the Big Beat !”
15.The RumRunners of Captain Morgan IICompulsory Consumerist State“Arrr!”
16.The Confederacy of Cotton Hill LandCompulsory Consumerist State“I had my shins blown off in WW2!”
17.The Riemstagrad Top Level Domain of RiCorrupt Dictatorship“.ri”
18.The Harmonious Hegemony of Egregious EruditionNew York Times Democracy“Step into the light.”
19.The Empire of The Tejas RegencyIron Fist Consumerists“FOR STATE AND LEADER”
20.The Federal Republic of Old MethamphetamineCapitalist Paradise“I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice”
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