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Texas World Census

The Most Avoided in Texas

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, Texas is ranked 2,262nd in the world for Most Avoided.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCompulsory Consumerist State“In J.R. We Trust”
2.The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexasCivil Rights Lovefest“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”
3.The Ethereal Spaceship of LtlaliensInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Will Crush All Who Stand Against Us”
4.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaIron Fist Consumerists“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
5.The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino CowboyCompulsory Consumerist State“This motto for hire.”
6.The Holy Empire of DogbreathistanCapitalist Paradise“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”
7.The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStarIron Fist Consumerists“All Hail The Magic Conch”
8.The Empire of The Promethean FistsCompulsory Consumerist State“Flesh and Iron”
9.The Lone Star Republic of Greater United TexasAnarchy“You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas”
10.The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil FieldFather Knows Best State“Black Gold, Texas Tea”
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