The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Texas
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,460th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 91. |  The Forsaken Wastelands of Round Rock | Capitalist Paradise | “No, really ... it was named after a rock...” | |
| 92. |  The 🅱️ig 🅱️ois of Zac Not Zach | Left-wing Utopia | “Fumus ex cotidiana herba” | |
| 93. |  The Dominion of Darth Chocolate | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Rich and Creamy” | |
| 94. |  The Kingdom of Eagland official | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 95. |  The Regional Chain of Buc-ee Gas Station | Corporate Bordello | “Top 2 reasons to stop at Buc-ee's: #1 and #2” | |
| 96. |  The Erratic Department of Intel of Destructive Government Education System | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Here are our factbooks” | |
| 97. |  The Holy Empire of Richard II | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “What would you do for a KlondikeŽ bar?” | |
| 98. |  The Holy Empire of Richard I | Father Knows Best State | “Be sure to drink your OvaltineŽ!” | |
| 99. |  The Free Land of Palindream | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Take it easy” | |
| 100. |  The United Kingdom of Flourite | New York Times Democracy | “Strength Through Science” |
