The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Texas
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,470th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 71. |  The Republic of Port Aransas | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Always in Season” | |
| 72. |  The Republic of Texan brig Wharton | Moralistic Democracy | “Remember the Alamo” | |
| 73. |  The Republic of Texan schooner Independence | Moralistic Democracy | “Remember the Alamo” | |
| 74. |  The Democratic States of Lyndon Johnson | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Son, they're ALL my planes.” | |
| 75. |  The Republic of Marvin Zindler | Capitalist Paradise | “There's Slime in the Ice Machine!” | |
| 76. |  The Republic of Do Not Mess With Texas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Come And Take It!” | |
| 77. |  The United States of Steve Earle | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The Revolution Starts Now” | |
| 78. |  The Texas Twister Storm Wall of I 45 | Moralistic Democracy | “Twilight fades to orange” | |
| 79. |  The Republic of Texan schooner Liberty | Moralistic Democracy | “Remember the Alamo” | |
| 80. |  The Republic of Texan schooner San Jacinto | Moralistic Democracy | “Remember the Alamo!” |
