by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Texas

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Texas is ranked 2,355th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Kittydom of Hello KittyTyranny by Majority“We are Hello Kitty and We are Texans!”
32.The Last Ride of Rodeo RoyFather Knows Best State“Yahoo! Ride 'Em!”
33.The Republic of A Belgian in TexasInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Renegade Islands Alliance Ambassador”
34.The Republic of Cabo VerdeInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Republica de Cabo Verde!”
35.The Villa of Rathdrum TexasInoffensive Centrist Democracy“None”
36.The Confederacy of CharlestonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Protect this Fort”
37.The Republic of JudsonRight-wing Utopia“Longview is the best”
38.The Space Agency of NASAInoffensive Centrist Democracy“NASA”
39.The *Insert Laugh Track* of Georgie and Mandys First MarriageConservative Democracy“CBS original”
40.The Dictatorship of TylerIron Fist Consumerists“Might makes right.”
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