The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Texas
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,460th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The RumRunners of Captain Morgan II | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Arrr!” | |
| 12. |  The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil Field | Father Knows Best State | “Black Gold, Texas Tea” | |
| 13. |  The Confederacy of Cotton Hill Land | Compulsory Consumerist State | “I had my shins blown off in WW2!” | |
| 14. |  The Republic of Texan schooner San Bernard | Democratic Socialists | “Remember the Alamo!” | |
| 15. |  The Sentai Team of PR In Space | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Let's Rocket!” | |
| 16. |  The Republic of Texan schooner Brutus | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Remember the Alamo!” | |
| 17. |  The Republic of Texas Navy | Right-wing Utopia | “Remember the Alamo” | |
| 18. |  The Community of Blue Bell Creameries | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I get cranky without my blue bells” | |
| 19. |  The Temporary Republic of Module 34 Youreeordia | Moralistic Democracy | “By The Peop Ov the Rif” | |
| 20. |  The United States of Dubya | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “There's an old saying in Tennessee...” |
