The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Texas
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Republic of Texapan | Capitalist Paradise | “友好” | |
| 12. |  The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | Left-Leaning College State | “No Prey, No Pay” | |
| 13. |  The Confederacy of Cotton Hill Land | Compulsory Consumerist State | “I had my shins blown off in WW2!” | |
| 14. |  The Devout Zealots of Democratic Paramore | Corporate Bordello | “In Nation States...Ask for forgiveness, not permission.” | |
| 15. |  The Incorporated States of Sullan Laika | Compulsory Consumerist State | “No better friend, no worse enemy. Probably.” | |
| 16. |  The Sentai Team of PR In Space | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Let's Rocket!” | |
| 17. |  The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStar | Iron Fist Consumerists | “All Hail The Magic Conch” | |
| 18. |  The Republic of The Papal States | Anarchy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 19. |  The Republic of Destructive Government Ex-Nation Seeker3 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Card puppet” | |
| 20. |  The Texas Rangers of Lonesome Dove | Capitalist Paradise | “I ain't guaranteed Tomorrow. You ain't either.” |
