The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Texas
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,497th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co||Compulsory Consumerist State||“In J.R. We Trust”|
|2.||The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”|
|3.||The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”|
|4.||The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan||Capitalist Paradise||“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”|
|5.||The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino Cowboy||Compulsory Consumerist State||“This motto for hire.”|
|6.||The Republican Confederacy of Appalachialand||Corporate Police State||“It don't matter no way”|
|7.||The Dominion of Discordia Magna||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“If you dig it do it. If you really dig it, do it twice.”|
|8.||The Natural Order of Itzoma||Capitalizt||“You talkin to the wrong mf'ers if propriety is involved”|
|9.||The Pirate League of Mocanaqua||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“No Prey, No Pay”|
|10.||The Republic of Texas of Sam Houston||Capitalist Paradise||“The First President of the Republic of Texas”|