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Texas World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Texas

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Texas is ranked 2,497th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCompulsory Consumerist State“In J.R. We Trust”
2.The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexasCivil Rights Lovefest“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”
3.The Miraculous Miracle of MiracliaIron Fist Consumerists“We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!”
4.The Holy Empire of DogbreathistanCapitalist Paradise“Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010”
5.The Foamy Frontiersmen of The Cappuccino CowboyCompulsory Consumerist State“This motto for hire.”
6.The Republican Confederacy of AppalachialandCorporate Police State“It don't matter no way”
7.The Dominion of Discordia MagnaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“If you dig it do it. If you really dig it, do it twice.”
8.The Natural Order of ItzomaCapitalizt“You talkin to the wrong mf'ers if propriety is involved”
9.The Pirate League of MocanaquaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“No Prey, No Pay”
10.The Republic of Texas of Sam HoustonCapitalist Paradise“The First President of the Republic of Texas”
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