The Most Rebellious Youth in Texas
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Texas is ranked 22,254th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Republic of Washington-on-the-Brazos | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Libertad O Muerte” | |
| 32. |  The Confederacy of The Dual Republics of Florida-Texas | Moralistic Democracy | “Uh oh, not my fault.” | |
| 33. |  The United Socialist States of Baklada | Left-wing Utopia | “We Will Endure” | |
| 34. |  The Federation of Santate of the North Pole | Capitalist Paradise | “You just merry Christmas'd your last hohoho” | |
| 35. |  The Forsaken Wastelands of Round Rock | Capitalist Paradise | “No, really ... it was named after a rock...” | |
| 36. |  The Texan Puppet of Kortexania | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Power is everything” | |
| 37. |  The Holy Republic of Tiksas | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Friendship NationStates Brains” | |
| 38. |  The Protectorate of Hyades | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Live Free or Die” | |
| 39. |  The Democratic States of Lyndon Johnson | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Son, they're ALL my planes.” | |
| 40. |  The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil Field | Father Knows Best State | “Black Gold, Texas Tea” |
