The Most Rebellious Youth in Texas
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Texas is ranked 21,000th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The RumRunners of Captain Morgan II | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Arrr!” | |
| 22. |  The Republic of Cabo Verde | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Republica de Cabo Verde!” | |
| 23. |  The Dominion of Cornholio | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I need TP for my bunghole” | |
| 24. |  The Confederacy of Charleston | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Protect this Fort” | |
| 25. |  The Space Agency of NASA | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “NASA” | |
| 26. |  The Kittydom of Hello Kitty | Tyranny by Majority | “We are Hello Kitty and We are Texans!” | |
| 27. |  The OMG Its Caek of Ekac | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Eat CaeK !1!” | |
| 28. |  The Scientologists for the Cult of Lord Xenu | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Pay no attention to the Clams!” | |
| 29. |  The Republic of Chopperz | Anarchy | “Texas Radio and the Big Beat !” | |
| 30. |  The Armada of Captain Morgan | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Arrr!” |
