The Most Rebellious Youth in Texas
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Texas is ranked 21,682nd in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “No Prey, No Pay” | |
| 2. |  The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I’d connect with nature, but there’s no USB port” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Lichian | Left-Leaning College State | “Onward to the new dawn” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 5. |  The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Free Universe-Famous Bean & Cheese Taco /w Every Order!” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of Palindream | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Take it easy” | |
| 7. |  The Natural Order of Itzoma | Moralistic Democracy | “You talkin to the wrong mf'ers if propriety is involved” | |
| 8. |  The Texas Chopperz of Bikerz | Capitalizt | “Texas Radio and the Big Beat !” | |
| 9. |  The Regional Chain of Buc-ee Gas Station | Anarchy | “Top 2 reasons to stop at Buc-ee's: #1 and #2” | |
| 10. |  The Social Republic of Indian Empire | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Kærlighed, Forandring og Mod” |
