The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Tarawa
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Fort George | Anarchy | “The Greatest” | |
| 2. |  The State of In a Pigs Eye | Corporate Bordello | “State” | |
| 3. |  The State of Ioco | Anarchy | “Finding Another” | |
| 4. |  The State of John Robertson | Corporate Bordello | “State” | |
| 5. |  The State of Kinbasket | Free-Market Paradise | “The Wave” | |
| 6. |  The State of Koreander | Anarchy | “Power” | |
| 7. |  The District of Marcellus | Anarchy | “Island Community” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Supreme Commander | Corporate Police State | “God is with us” |
