by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Taijitu

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Taijitu is ranked 4,798th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Zepublic of ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyCapitalist Paradise“What the first nations say”
2.The All-House Union of MyroriaLeft-Leaning College State“Many houses, all alike in dignity.”
3.The Divine People's Republic of St OzCivil Rights Lovefest“sequunt ergo sum”
4.The Princessipality of SerahpinMother Knows Best State“Peace through involuntary euthenasia.”
5.The Corporate Head of Kelman WintersCorporate Police State“Join Us or Fail”
6.The Royal Confederacy of EluvatarNew York Times Democracy“Man i waithtir nin tiruva?”
7.The Scrabble Winning Powerhouse of QjxzFather Knows Best State“Give me seven letters and I'll give you the world!”
8.The Democratic States of Red MonezCivil Rights Lovefest“Those Destroyers just keep on coming!”
9.The Republic of The MaggleInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Strength Through Compliance”
10.The Citizens' Democracy of Taijitu FounderCivil Rights Lovefest“Voulez-vous qu'on vous fasse des révolutions à l'eau?”
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