The Fattest Citizens in Taijitu
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Taijitu is ranked 4,798th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise | “What the first nations say” | |
2. | ![]() | Left-Leaning College State | “Many houses, all alike in dignity.” | |
3. | ![]() | Civil Rights Lovefest | “sequunt ergo sum” | |
4. | ![]() | Mother Knows Best State | “Peace through involuntary euthenasia.” | |
5. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “Join Us or Fail” | |
6. | New York Times Democracy | “Man i waithtir nin tiruva?” | ||
7. | ![]() | Father Knows Best State | “Give me seven letters and I'll give you the world!” | |
8. | ![]() | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Those Destroyers just keep on coming!” | |
9. | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | ||
10. | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Voulez-vous qu'on vous fasse des révolutions à l'eau?” |