by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Taijitu

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Taijitu is ranked 2,392nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Zepublic of ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyCapitalist Paradise“What the first nations say”
2.The Intercessory Union of MyroriaLeft-Leaning College State“Ancestors protect us.”
3.The Divine People's Republic of St OzCivil Rights Lovefest“sequunt ergo sum”
4.The Commonwealth of Inglo-ScotiaCorporate Police State“Pax Quśritur Bello”
5.The Princessipality of SerahpinMother Knows Best State“Peace through involuntary euthenasia.”
6.The Corporate Head of Kelman WintersCorporate Police State“Join Us or Fail”
7.The Royal Confederacy of EluvatarNew York Times Democracy“Man i waithtir nin tiruva?”
8.The Guild of Noble Nannies of Dread Nanny RobertsAnarchy“Beware of my Au Pairs”
9.The Bavarian Soviet Republic of CabrinialandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“In Cabrinialand We Trust”
10.The Scrabble Winning Powerhouse of QjxzFather Knows Best State“Give me seven letters and I'll give you the world!”
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