Taijitu
World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in Taijitu
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Taijitu is ranked 486th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Cup of Tea of Grand Miltonia | Anarchy | “Somebody threw a dead dog after him down the ravine.” | |
| 2. |  The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia | Left-Leaning College State | “Honey Badger Don't Care” | |
| 3. |  The Tomatoship of New Delfos | Left-wing Utopia | “The united tomatomen.” | |
| 4. |  The Zepublic of Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy | Capitalist Paradise | “What the first nations say” | |
| 5. |  The Banana Slinging Realm of The Crazy Monkeymen | Democratic Socialists | “You must act as if it is impossible to fail.” | |
| 6. |  The Divine People's Republic of St Oz | Civil Rights Lovefest | “sequunt ergo sum” | |
| 7. |  The Ancient Empire of Funkadelia | Left-wing Utopia | “Qu'est-ce que j'fais?” | |
| 8. |  The Nation of Rykirys | New York Times Democracy | “Μακάρι να μην είχα φορέσει αυτά τα παντελόνια” | |
| 9. |  The Gypsy Caravan of Fairskies | Left-wing Utopia | “Onward and upward and homeward bound” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of Lindisfarne | Left-wing Utopia | “Do to others what you wish them to do to you” |
