The Most Rebellious Youth in Taijitu
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Taijitu is ranked 686th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hot Mess of Peoples Republic of TempleLandia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Honey Badger Don't Care” | |
| 2. |  The Tomatoship of New Delfos | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The united tomatomen.” | |
| 3. |  The Zepublic of Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy | Capitalist Paradise | “What the first nations say” | |
| 4. |  The New Chapter of El Fiji Grande | Civil Rights Lovefest | “TANSTAAFL; 6*9=42” | |
| 5. |  The Divine People's Republic of St Oz | Civil Rights Lovefest | “sequunt ergo sum” | |
| 6. |  The Gypsy Caravan of Fairskies | Left-wing Utopia | “Onward and upward and homeward bound” | |
| 7. |  The Spacity Satellite of Love of SkyFac TransOrbital | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Sunset and the Moon glows violet” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Red Zombie Excellence of ChasingLola | Left-Leaning College State | “The answer, of course, is 42.” | |
| 9. |  The Consitutional Diarchy of Argorinthia | Left-wing Utopia | “Propellentibus ad aurora” | |
| 10. |  The Citizens' Democracy of Taijitu Founder | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Voulez-vous qu'on vous fasse des révolutions à l'eau?” |
