The Fattest Citizens in Syria
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Syrian Arab Republic of Al-Syria | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Allah, Sūriyya, Bashar wa bas!” | |
| 2. |  The Can't Mossad the Assad of Arab | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Wishing does not make a poor man rich” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of HC Syria | Right-wing Utopia | “Sport ball” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Byriune Blonenborlde | Anarchy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Outer Acal Marguizuked | Anarchy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 6. |  The United States of Foob | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Glesihastaire | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Dyrnaes | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CCLVI | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fireplace cloak” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of The USA | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This Machine Kills Facists” |
