The World World Census
The Most Advanced Public Education in the World
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog | New York Times Democracy | “ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Vanilla Bill | Iron Fist Consumerists | “No one cares about chocolate pudding.” | |
| 3. |  The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
| 4. |  The Utterly apathetic Millenials of Unix Eunichs | Father Knows Best State | “What the FCUK?” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Univercity | Father Knows Best State | “Motto” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Marxstadt | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Please do keep reading my motto” | |
| 7. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 8. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Grailquest | Capitalist Paradise | “The Best is Yet To Be” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of Platinia | Democratic Socialists | “Help yourself first to better help others.” |
