The Most Secular in Suomi
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ilcanus-sentric Empire of Ilconia | Corporate Bordello | “Meillä kaikki on hyvin, muualla eletään mutakuopassa” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Rixustan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Kaikki tiet vievät roomaan ja junat rixuun” | |
| 3. |  The Matriarchy of Ilman impi | Left-Leaning College State | “Tuli sotka suora lintu” | |
| 4. |  The Queendom of Savoma | Left-Leaning College State | “Tilanne voi olla toivoton, muttei koskaan vakava” | |
| 5. |  The Matriarchy of Free Amazons | Left-Leaning College State | “Sisters-in-arms” |
