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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Sunalaya

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Holy Empire of Frezheld	New York Times Democracy	“Filii maris sumus”
2.	The Theocracy of Ghilead	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Under His Eye”
3.	The Gran República of Smoya	Left-wing Utopia	“Paz Por Prosperidad”
4.	The Union of Sunrisia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“A Nation From The Forces Above”
5.	The Sultanate of Syfenq	Capitalist Paradise	“Surrender to the Will.”