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The Safest in Sunalaya

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Union of Sunrisia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“A Nation From The Forces Above”
2.	The Gran República of Smoya	Left-wing Utopia	“Paz Por Prosperidad”
3.	The Sultanate of Syfenq	Capitalist Paradise	“Surrender to the Will.”
4.	The Holy Empire of Frezheld	New York Times Democracy	“Filii maris sumus”
5.	The Theocracy of Ghilead	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Under His Eye”