The Most Primitive in Sumerian Coalition
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Sumerian Coalition is ranked 7,756th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of Alice and Bob | Moralistic Democracy | “.. -. / -... --- --- -... ... / .-- . / - .-. ..- ... -” | |
| 2. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Isteni Khanate | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 3. |  The Jasne Światło of Thori | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Śledź światło.” | |
| 4. |  The Principality of Welsh Rarebit | Left-wing Utopia | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 5. |  The Incorporated States of President DJ Trump | Capitalist Paradise | “whitehouse.red” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Synod of President Trump | Capitalist Paradise | “By The People For The People” | |
| 7. |  The Democracy of The United Cristobal Emirates | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Let's compromise and do things OUR way.” | |
| 8. |  The Heretical Hamstrings of The Mythical Bacon Tribe | Corrupt Dictatorship | “All hail the mythical Fried Swine!” | |
| 9. |  The Imperial Papal State of Cafe y el Tabaco | Iron Fist Consumerists | “ĄSalve al Todopoderoso y Eterno Papa Chico!” | |
| 10. |  The Disputed Territories of WA Secretary-General | Moralistic Democracy | “NewTexas.” |
