The Rudest Citizens in Sumerian Coalition
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of Sojourn | Capitalist Paradise | “Rebirth and Rejuvination” | |
| 2. |  The Protectorate of Alice and Bob | Moralistic Democracy | “.. -. / -... --- --- -... ... / .-- . / - .-. ..- ... -” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Synod of President Trump | Capitalist Paradise | “By The People For The People” | |
| 4. |  The United States of BLACK HAT | Compulsory Consumerist State | “The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear…” | |
| 5. |  The Disputed Territories of WA Secretary-General | Moralistic Democracy | “NewTexas.” | |
| 6. |  The Jasne Światło of Thori | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Śledź światło.” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated States of President DJ Trump | Capitalist Paradise | “whitehouse.red” | |
| 8. |  The Democracy of The United Cristobal Emirates | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Let's compromise and do things OUR way.” | |
| 9. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Isteni Khanate | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 10. |  The Le gardien of The Silver Barony | Father Knows Best State | “Fides enim et dignitatis.” |
