by Max Barry

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Sumerian Coalition World Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Sumerian Coalition

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Major League of BaseballInoffensive Centrist Democracy“It's not over until the fat lady sings!”
2.The United States of BLACK HATAnarchy“The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear…”
3.The República of Cafe y el TabacoMoralistic Democracy“Comer alimentos.”
4.The Holy Empire of HeterosexualityInoffensive Centrist Democracy“You have to suppress a minority to protect a majority.”
5.The Grand Marshmallow Raj of KarmaIron Fist Consumerists“My Karma ran over your dogma.”
6.The Regitur-Coetus Monarchy of New South Blue DotFather Knows Best State“Rid yourself of the horrid chains of Weakness!”
7.The Holy Grand Bishopry of ObadiahstanPsychotic Dictatorship“Mer muss uff sich selwer achtgewwe.”
8.The Incorporated States of President DJ TrumpInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Currently Making America Great Again”
9.The Kingdom of Regni PotentisPsychotic Dictatorship“His Majesty is all we need.”
10.The Heretical Hamstrings of The Mythical Bacon TribeCorrupt Dictatorship“All hail the mythical Fried Swine!”