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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Subreality

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Subreality is ranked 3,023^rd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Most Serene Republic of Aubrey-Plaza	Anarchy	“I want people to like me but not at my expense.”
2.	The Psalm of Np 29	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Puppet29”
3.	The Current Incarnation of Big Black Clock	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Sorry, half an hour ago I was a white-haired Scotsman.”
4.	The Most Serene Republic of Jeri Ryan	Left-wing Utopia	“I have no specific ideas in mind...”
5.	The Gathering of Juggalo Island	Civil Rights Lovefest	“On Juggalo Island, we can be one.”
6.	The Howling Wolves of Yalmoon	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“De gustibus et coloribus non disputandum est”
7.	The Glorious Imperium of The Sinistress	Libertarian Police State	“Corruption can do wonders for your lifestyle.”